Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
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