wakey wakey hands off snakey
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.