Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
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Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
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He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?