Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
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if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
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I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.