Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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