Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
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i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
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if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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