no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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