the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
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you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
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My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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