talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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