Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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