Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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