Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
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Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
she pinky promised me she was 18
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
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Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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