school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
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I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
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When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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