THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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