dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
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I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
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I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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