Nicole vs. Life
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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