Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
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FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
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Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I think your dad took our porno
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter