I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys