is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
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Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
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blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
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