More tranny stories later!
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
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