Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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