check it out our google latitudes are spooning
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
So much Jack, so little girl.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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