I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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