So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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