i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
This gyro tastes like lonliness
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
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Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
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Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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