he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
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