ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
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i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
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i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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