ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
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Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
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On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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