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something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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