sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
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we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
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Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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