Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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