Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
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