Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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