living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
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I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
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Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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