Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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