Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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