thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
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Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
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Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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