Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
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