So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
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I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
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We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
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