I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
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I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
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Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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