I haven't been this sober since birth.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Is it because I queefed?
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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