Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
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