Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
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I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
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Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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