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Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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