I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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