I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
porn star boner night. come get it.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
