How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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