Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
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Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
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I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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