I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
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Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
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I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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