I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
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as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
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I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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