I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
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I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
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I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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