it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
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1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
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Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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