Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
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do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
bring money and cleavage
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
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I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
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