office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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