Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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