Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I'm determined to sit on that face.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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