I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
