I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
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I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
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You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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