i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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