I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I skipped work to stalk him.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
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Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
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I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
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